SnesMart
SnesMart is the best (simulated) store in the world!
SnesMart was founded in 2025 by the brilliant and definitely not old grocery genius: Snes.
We have a wonderful selection of high-quality (fake) products called SnesMart Premium.
These products include our ChocoAddict and Loops O’Fruits cereals, our tasty and brilliantly designed pizzas, our pure and delicious bottled water, our incredible SnesBrew beer…
And of course, our worldwide sensation: Dr. Snesatore Soda.
We also have a wide variety of other products and services, including our fast and reliable SnesShip company, and the revolutionary pharmaceutical product SnesSational.
Our SnesMart Radio call-in shows include SnesMart Talk, a show dedicated to our wonderful store and all the amazing products we sell. And the SnesMart Radio Video Game Music Request Show, hosted by the lovely Madison Avenue (don’t make fun of her name, it will end quite badly for you).
SnesMart News and Updates
SHOCKING leaked recording of the Buttmunch RANTING about SnesMart!
JUST LEAKED!
A SHOCKING recording of Mr. Mister Buttemunche RANTING about SnesMart!
We cannot disclose how we got this, but it’s clear it was during a recent recording session for Can Still Go.
The Buttmunch goes on for over a minute, it is unknown what song they were recording.
The timing of this lines up with him calling into SnesMart Talk recently, when they apparently had a few days off and were recording new songs.
And it also seems the true epidemic of people having “half a mind” continues here with Mr. Buttmunch.