SnesMart® Products
Here you’ll find information about all of our wonderful (fake) SnesMart products.
Drinks
Dr. Snesatore Soda
Available in 24 and 48 packs, as well as 50 gallon kegs.
Diet Dr. Snesatore Soda
Dr. Snesatore Strawberries And Cream Soda
The same amazing kick and special ingredients as Dr. Snesatore, now in a new flavor.
SnesBrew Beer
SnesMart Premium Bottled Water
Dairy Products
SnesMart Premium Yogurt
Our SnesMart Premium yogurt comes in three delicious flavors: Strawberry, Blackberry, and ChocoAddict whenever we feel like bringing it out again.
Breakfast
SnesMart Premium ChocoAddict Cereal
Are you sick of those whippersnappers getting all the tasty breakfast cereals? Do you avoid buying the cereals you love because you always get asked how many kids you have? Finally there’s a chocolatey breakfast cereal for adults!
SnesMart Premium ChocoAddict cereal is here!
Just one bowl of this wonderful cereal will get you revved up and ready to go all day. It’s got all the sugar of those kids cereals, but our SnesMart Breakfast Scientists™ out in the desert of New Mexico have gone the extra mile to make sure you don’t get any awful sugar crashes halfway through your day.
SnesMart Premium ChocoAddict cereal, available only at SnesMart stores.
Must be 21 or older to purchase. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery after eating, may cause extreme mood swings, paranoia, inability to concentrate, and the celebration of singer Michael Bolton’s entire catalog.
SnesMart Premium Loops o’Fruits Cereal
If you want a cereal for adults but prefer fruit flavors, SnesMart Premium Loops o’Fruits cereal is here!
Just like our ChocoAddict cereal, one bowl of this wonderful cereal will get you revved up and ready to go all day. Our SnesMart breakfast scientists have added all the fruity flavors you love.
SnesMart Premium Loops o’Fruits cereal is available only at SnesMart stores.
Must be 21 or older to purchase. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery after eating, may cause extreme mood swings, paranoia, inability to concentrate, and the intense desire to stand in random locations playing a concertina and singing riddles to an elf boy while dressed as an anthropomorphic bird.
SnesMart Premium HoneyNutting Cereal
Frozen Foods
Snesatore’s Choice Pizzas
Pet Food
SnesPets Cat Food
We don’t fuck around when it comes to cat food.
Pharmaceuticals
SnesSational
More information about the revolutionary SnesSational from SnesMart Pharmaceuticals can be found here.