SnesMart

SnesMart is the best (simulated) grocery store in the world!

SnesMart was founded in 2025 by the brilliant and definitely not old grocery genius: Snes.

We have a wonderful selection of high-quality (fake) products called SnesMart Premium.
These products include our ChocoAddict and Loops O’Fruits cereals, our tasty and brilliantly designed pizzas, our pure and delicious bottled water, our incredible SnesBrew beer…
And of course, our worldwide sensation: Dr. Snesatore Soda.

We also have a wide variety of other products and services, including our fast and reliable SnesShip company, and the revolutionary pharmaceutical product SnesSational. 

Our SnesMart Radio call-in shows include SnesMart Talk, a show dedicated to the wonderful products available at the store.  And coming soon, the SnesMart Radio Video Game Music Request Show, hosted by the lovely Madison Avenue (don’t make fun of her name, it will end quite badly for you).